Australian possum vs American possum 画
I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.
Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”
After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.
This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.
the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing
There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum.
Nooo… Australia had to have one cutie to compensate for their clusterfuck of wtf
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.
Oh. My. God.
Is this a true story??
holy shit I didnt know that
This is too amazing to NOT reblog, so inspiring.
That is amazing.
Ok, I’m going to ask you to stop what you’re doing.
And watch this video.
I’m tired of being labelled as something I’m not, and so (with credit to MythicalRedFox on youtube) I am posting this video, right here for everyone to see.
People hear “Furry” and immediately think of some freaks in animal costumes “getting it on”.
STOP THAT. OK. JUST STOP THAT NOW.
If you’re one of “those guys/girls” that immediately stereotypes someone who is a furry as a freak, animal fucker, and overall less than a human being: this video is for you. So watch it, god damn it!
It’s been too long. Too long have people thought that they knew what furries are, when really they know the internet rumor. And that’s all it is: A rumor.
As for people that follow my blog regularly, you know just what the fandom can be like, seeing how beautiful artwork can be used to create something inspirational, and it’s because of this that I’m going to ask you guys to do something for me.
You will rarely hear me ask you to do this, everyone, so please help me this one time, if never again:
REBLOG THIS VIDEO.
IF YOU EVER SEE IT ON YOUR DASH: REBLOG IT.
THIS VIDEO NEEDS TO GO EVEN MORE VIRAL THAN IT ALREADY HAS ON YOUTUBE, AND TUMBLR IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO DO IT!
Thanks to everyone who’s helped me in the past, you guys all mean more to me than you could ever imagine.
THIS HAS NOT GOTTEN ENOUGH NOTES YET. C’MON PEOPLE WE CAN DO THIS!
I don’t usually pay much mind to furry video’s and try not to involve myself much in them. But this kid does a really good job at explaining it, something you could even show family or non-furs if you ever feel the need to talk about it. Really good video :]
Wow he did a really good explanation of the fandom as a whole, at a very base and simple level that’s understandable. Bravo!
Another comic by Luke Howard!
Holy fuggen shet
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
I object to the Mass Effect one. Translator chips. Everyone was speaking their native language, it was just that Shepard understood them all as english.
Other than that, carry on.
I can’t stop laughing
THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE MASS EFFECT ONE
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you.
Beta Kids Vinyl Figurine sneak peak photos!
Their weapons are removable and they are posable with articulating necks, arms (at varying points for each figurine) and waists.
They each come individually packed in a windowed box with gorgeous artwork depicting their respective lands.
Unfortunately, they won’t be delivered to our warehouse until sometime mid-December, so they will not be available for delivery by Christmas. Hence, when they go up they’ll be available only as a pre-order.
The figurines had originally been scheduled for a December 9th pre-order release, but will instead be postponed by a few days. Maybe a week. Everything else scheduled for release on December 9th will still be put up on the store later today! :D
(Purchasing note: if you pre-order any Beta Kids Vinyl Figurines together with other in-stock store items, we will hold your complete order until we’re able to ship the figurines. We won’t be able to split shipments, so please only place orders that include vinyl figurines if you’re willing to wait for everything in your order.)
Actual palpable weeping
I want a dave
- the term “cis” is not fucking offensive
- the term “cishet” is not fucking offensive
- the term “cisgender” is not fucking offensive
- why do you f u c k i n g think that shit is offensive yet you call out trans people for being “too sensitive” even though they get much worse shit than you
Yeah but if someone tells you they’re (non cissexual/cishet orientation), and you call them cis/cishet anyway or do so as an insult, then it’s rude.
I just spit all over my keyboard.
*runs around excitedly and headbutts a moose*