princeofclockwork:

8minutetimemachine:

rickyfirehav:

erisolkind:

nepetas-huge-boobs:

eatfoodzap:

askshinjixasuka:

kb-41319:

leek-lover:

the-year-of-the-rabbit:

lillian-and-skylar:

theauburntwins:

“We’re going to have a lot of fun in music this year.”

“It Began.”

“Sohma-kun!” 

“Poor little Gertrude.”

“In Turner Station, sometimes Elsie bolted from the house and ran through the street screaming.”

“acording to the edfu temple inscription, the first meeting of Horus and Seth took place at the lake of the gods.” huh, this makes no sense - Shinji
“wow i feel amazing i had forgotten how wonderful beds are!!” Ack  no way- Asuka

“The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls, / Who wore a ring of flame around each eye, / Stifled the rage that shook his woolly jowls”

“The power-hungry and arrogant Zhao was created to give Zuko a rival to contend with in his pursuit for the Avatar.”

She starts muttering the words of what sounds like a spell.

“When a giant menace threatened humanity, Baird chose to handle things his way.”
Who the fuck is Baird, why is (what I’m assuming to be) my dick a giant menace threatening humanity, and what the fuck is he going to do?
On second thought, I don’t want to know

“If you take a look at these two characters, they are two distinct, individual people who have the same dramatic need: to escape safely to mexico.”
Wat

“You could have killed me!” she protested.

“How could you win the loyalty of such men?”
Erm, what? I shouldn’t have grabbed Dune.

princeofclockwork:

8minutetimemachine:

rickyfirehav:

erisolkind:

nepetas-huge-boobs:

eatfoodzap:

askshinjixasuka:

kb-41319:

leek-lover:

the-year-of-the-rabbit:

lillian-and-skylar:

theauburntwins:

“We’re going to have a lot of fun in music this year.”

“It Began.”

“Sohma-kun!” 

“Poor little Gertrude.”

“In Turner Station, sometimes Elsie bolted from the house and ran through the street screaming.”

“acording to the edfu temple inscription, the first meeting of Horus and Seth took place at the lake of the gods.” huh, this makes no sense - Shinji

“wow i feel amazing i had forgotten how wonderful beds are!!” Ack  no way- Asuka

“The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls, / Who wore a ring of flame around each eye, / Stifled the rage that shook his woolly jowls”

“The power-hungry and arrogant Zhao was created to give Zuko a rival to contend with in his pursuit for the Avatar.”

She starts muttering the words of what sounds like a spell.

“When a giant menace threatened humanity, Baird chose to handle things his way.”

Who the fuck is Baird, why is (what I’m assuming to be) my dick a giant menace threatening humanity, and what the fuck is he going to do?

On second thought, I don’t want to know

“If you take a look at these two characters, they are two distinct, individual people who have the same dramatic need: to escape safely to mexico.”

Wat

“You could have killed me!” she protested.

“How could you win the loyalty of such men?”

Erm, what? I shouldn’t have grabbed Dune.

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