princeofclockwork:

8minutetimemachine:

rickyfirehav:

erisolkind:

nepetas-huge-boobs:

eatfoodzap:

askshinjixasuka:

kb-41319:

leek-lover:

the-year-of-the-rabbit:

lillian-and-skylar:

theauburntwins:

“We’re going to have a lot of fun in music this year.”

“It Began.”

“Sohma-kun!” 

“Poor little Gertrude.”

“In Turner Station, sometimes Elsie bolted from the house and ran through the street screaming.”

“acording to the edfu temple inscription, the first meeting of Horus and Seth took place at the lake of the gods.” huh, this makes no sense - Shinji
“wow i feel amazing i had forgotten how wonderful beds are!!” Ack  no way- Asuka

“The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls, / Who wore a ring of flame around each eye, / Stifled the rage that shook his woolly jowls”

“The power-hungry and arrogant Zhao was created to give Zuko a rival to contend with in his pursuit for the Avatar.”

She starts muttering the words of what sounds like a spell.

“When a giant menace threatened humanity, Baird chose to handle things his way.”
Who the fuck is Baird, why is (what I’m assuming to be) my dick a giant menace threatening humanity, and what the fuck is he going to do?
On second thought, I don’t want to know

“If you take a look at these two characters, they are two distinct, individual people who have the same dramatic need: to escape safely to mexico.”
Wat

“You could have killed me!” she protested.

"How could you win the loyalty of such men?"
Erm, what? I shouldn’t have grabbed Dune.

princeofclockwork:

8minutetimemachine:

rickyfirehav:

erisolkind:

nepetas-huge-boobs:

eatfoodzap:

askshinjixasuka:

kb-41319:

leek-lover:

the-year-of-the-rabbit:

lillian-and-skylar:

theauburntwins:

“We’re going to have a lot of fun in music this year.”

“It Began.”

“Sohma-kun!” 

“Poor little Gertrude.”

“In Turner Station, sometimes Elsie bolted from the house and ran through the street screaming.”

“acording to the edfu temple inscription, the first meeting of Horus and Seth took place at the lake of the gods.” huh, this makes no sense - Shinji

“wow i feel amazing i had forgotten how wonderful beds are!!” Ack  no way- Asuka

“The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls, / Who wore a ring of flame around each eye, / Stifled the rage that shook his woolly jowls”

“The power-hungry and arrogant Zhao was created to give Zuko a rival to contend with in his pursuit for the Avatar.”

She starts muttering the words of what sounds like a spell.

“When a giant menace threatened humanity, Baird chose to handle things his way.”

Who the fuck is Baird, why is (what I’m assuming to be) my dick a giant menace threatening humanity, and what the fuck is he going to do?

On second thought, I don’t want to know

“If you take a look at these two characters, they are two distinct, individual people who have the same dramatic need: to escape safely to mexico.”

Wat

“You could have killed me!” she protested.

"How could you win the loyalty of such men?"

Erm, what? I shouldn’t have grabbed Dune.

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    this was quite accurate ^
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    "He clipped them all" °-°
  3. envykat reblogged this from superbhiggo and added:
    “why are you here?!” ……………..
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    I’m late to the party, but let’s see if this retroactively accurate:
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    “That will not be necessary” asdfgh ok… O___O
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    Your Choice- Four FREE Ways To Get It Done Right. um..It’s a How To make CD Labels Manuel Booklet. Does that even count?
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    “Sodas, candy, crackseed, pine nuts, root beer ice cream floats in a tall glass.”
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    “Where had they gone?” fabulous.
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    He thumped his glass on the table and told the smiling Mayor, “She is a rarer creature than you dare to dream.”
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    There is always a certain distant quality to you, a detatchment or aloofness of spirit. HA!
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    “i kept turning over that night in my head, wondering if it could have been different” - eve O-OH
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    mike raced away from the bar even as jace’s howl filled his ears. Unmmmmm idk….
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    Page 45 of Small Gods by Terry Pratchett "They probably assumed he was being useful." WAIT WHAT
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    B-but i just moved here ;A; I DON’T HAVE A SEX LIFE I GUESS THEN
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    "One creature, plus one more creature/2 levels" The book was my D&D Spell compendium…. I’m not 100% sure this is a good...
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    My book said as follows, “You’re not really considering doing that, are you?” Obi-Wan asked.
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    "Cross Country" Can’t wait for this to happen
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    "700,000 large nuclear power plants concentrared in a single burst of energy." thank you michio kaku.
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    "Every evening before he began to tell stories, Pa made the bullets for his next day’s hunting." ………uh?
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